Tuesday, October 12, 2004

THE COOKIE QUEEN BEATS THE KETCHUP QUEEN

The Family Circle cookie cook-off is finished and the winner by a landslide is the Oatmeal-Chocolate Chunk cookies of Laura Bush. 67% of nearly 17,000 voters chose Laura's cookies over the Ketchup Queen's Pumpkin Spice recipe.

Of course, as I shared in an earlier post, the Ketchup Queen claimed in an interview that she was the victim of a Vast Right Wing Cookie Conspiracy that had coerced her servants into submitting a "nasty" recipe.

You have a right to your own opinions - You do not have a right to your own facts!