Saturday, April 16, 2005

YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL IF...

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you aren't joking when you make redneck jokes.

Does anyone remember that the term redneck originally meant nothing more than slang for a blue-collar worker whose job WAS generally done outdoors --hence the red neck. It's just another example of a perfectly good word stolen and corrupted by liberals to serve their purposes.

In much the same way that Texans poke affectionate fun at the Texas A&M Aggies... Redneck jokes (for most Texans and Southerners) is an affectionate form of poking fun both at ourselves and at the Northern Liberals who see the term redneck as a serious insult.

As usual, Texans and Southerners have exhibited an extraordinary ability to laugh at themselves in spite of all the slurs and insults slung at them by liberals in an ongoing attempt to degrade any citizen of Red State America... particularly the South.

What isn't so funny is how the so-called tolerant, diversity-fixated and inclusive philosophy is so extremely intolerant, divisive and exclusive. Although they talk a good game, actions speak louder than BS and the actions of Liberals scream that they are very restrictive about what groups, divisions, philosophies or minorities that they favor and protect (although use and confuse is a more accurate description.)

It appears to be perfectly acceptable for the Liberals to discriminate against, ridicule, slur and denegrate anyone that is Texan, Southern, Blue-Collar, Redneck, Conservative or Christian (of the Fundamental, Evangelical, Catholic or Bible-Believing variety.)

Oh, but let us NOT forget the "ANGRY WHITE MALE " (gay white males excepted, of course.) Liberal Metrosexual men, who completely kowtow to the FEMINAZIS, are somewhat exempt from male bashing, as long as they pretend that women are pulling their strings.

On the other hand, the Liberal 'rock-star calibre' adoration of the womanizer and abuser, Bill Clinton, is totally inexplicable... although there is a theory, being passed among Pajama Patriots, that any election-winning Democrat will be forgiven everything, at least up to the point of... well, come to think of it, I don't guess we have seen the limit of THAT TOLERATION yet.

OOPS... I almost forgot the sin for which no democrat can ever be forgiven ... the MORTAL SIN of SUPPORTING Bush!

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